Curse

Symeon · Mar 18, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

"Hi"
*shoots Elena*
*shoots a rat*
*shoots the ceiling*
*shoots the TV*

nightrunner · Mar 19, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57

*Pours pants on head*

Stub · Mar 19, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41

*Wammos you to death*

I pwnd U · Mar 19, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

*sips beer*

Doc Holliday · Mar 19, 2006, 06:05 AM // 06:05

*regrets the degradation of the bar*

*toasts pwned, dark and chis in rememberance of the good old days when the retards didnt abound as much as they do now*

*laughs at what happened last time accurax tried to open whoopass up on pwned* (refer to pages 121 and 122)

*tries to drown in a bottle of jack*

*fails and goes unconcious*

I pwnd U · Mar 19, 2006, 06:06 AM // 06:06

"hey Doc welcome back" *slides Doc a beer, sips beer*

Stub · Mar 19, 2006, 06:08 AM // 06:08

*i ainta feaeaaa................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I pwnd U · Mar 19, 2006, 06:10 AM // 06:10

"psstt Doc, hes the new guy, dont mind him" *sips beer*

Stub · Mar 19, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14

*hic* "w/e, do what i want, your not much older, oct....i been playin gw b4 then, just never got to postin" *chugs beer*

Symeon · Mar 19, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06

*throws shotgun at Stub*
*sits*
*downs a beer*
*falls into semi-consciousness*

nightrunner · Mar 19, 2006, 09:11 AM // 09:11

*Chews on the corner of the TV*

FeuerFrei · Mar 19, 2006, 11:00 AM // 11:00

*smells breath
*faints

darkdragon99 · Mar 19, 2006, 11:33 AM // 11:33

*rips off Stub's arm and beats him with it*

"stop hiting yourself stop hiting yourself"

Jiao Yang · Mar 19, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52

*Comes into bar*
*Pulls out two full kegs of beer*
*Gets mobbed by thirsty truck drivers*

Symeon · Mar 19, 2006, 01:28 PM // 13:28

*stumbles around in semi-consciousness*
*trips over a rat*
*lands head first in the keg of beer*

I pwnd U · Mar 19, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

*sips beer, stares at stub* "ummm ok i have been playing GW since the 3rd day after its release, i just started posting here in Oct, and by new guy we mean new to the forums, we dont care how long you have been playing GW" *sips beer, flips on TV and gets ready to watch basketball*

Doc Holliday · Mar 19, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

*"Thanks for the beer pwned, but i never left its just that i only get on like once a day and like 3 pages have gone by by then"*

*yells at all noobs in bar "SLAP YOURSELF AND UNINSTALL GW NOW"*

*drinks beer*

*"Pwned lets watch the game out on the veranda on the bigscreen"*

*walks out onto the veranda and jumps in the hotub*

*opens icechest and grabs a labbatts*

*tosses one to pwned*

xxSilhouette · Mar 19, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09

*drinks some spiked coffee*
*makes up some kinda song*
*sings and yells "hoo-raaaay for spiked coffee!"

Jiao Yang · Mar 19, 2006, 07:11 PM // 19:11

*laughs at Silhouette*
*prepares another spiked coffee for next victim*

Symeon · Mar 19, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29

*returns to consciousness inside keg of beer with the lid on*
*screams but the sound doesn't go through the beer*
*gets rolled about inside keg*
*tries to punch the lid open in desperation*
*fails*
*idea*
*drinks all the beer in a few seconds*
*burps, the force of it makes the lid of the keg fly off*
*crawls out*
*passes out*